rant · moment 10 of 23
Proposing a Holiday Dress Code and Killing People as Government Function
from Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473 · #473
4 min
Tim proposes the Tim Dillon Show institute a holiday dress code, then pivots into the idea that bombing boats in Venezuela is essentially theater to prove the government still functions amid economic anxiety and mass layoffs.
- Tim proposes instituting a dress code for holiday gatherings where guests must dress properly instead of showing up in sweatpants or hospital gowns.
- To manage anxiety about layoffs and economic collapse, the solution is to kill people and show the government is functioning.
- Venezuela makes a good geopolitical target because they were socialists, unlike the Middle East which has become too tricky for military intervention right now.
- Israel went too wild in the Middle East, bombing Qatar and fighting seven countries, so the U.S. needs to shift operations back to South America.
- The government must kill people and bomb things on television to convince citizens it's still functioning, even while they face unemployment and insecurity.
- The only way to prove America has a functioning government is for Pete Hegseth to announce military strikes—unemployed people watching Fox News need to see boats exploding.
VenezuelaIsraelHugo ChávezNicolás MaduroPete HegsethGazaSaudi ArabiaQatar