rant · moment 21 of 21
Sentencing Fantasy: P. Diddy Judges Daddy Satan's Drag Brunch
from P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386 · #386
3 min
Closing riff where Tim proposes a punishment for Diddy in lieu of jail: donate money, downgrade from mansions to a condo, fly commercial first class, and serve as a judge at Daddy Satan's drag brunch for Palestine.
- Sean Diddy Combs would have benefited from loneliness, and many people going to jail in this country should have been lonelier.
- Tim has always been a fan of P. Diddy and his music, and hopes he has a third act.
- Diddy should donate money to Daddy Satan's drag brunch for Palestine in Arizona as his path forward.
- Despite being a talented psychopathic rapist monster, Diddy can pick out talent and could evaluate drag performers in Arizona.
- Tim's proposed punishment for P. Diddy: judge Daddy Satan's drag brunch for Palestine, filmed, then donate money and move down real estate-wise.
- Diddy loses Star Island and mansions but gets a nice condo with a condo board and no loud music allowed.
- As a judge, Tim would sentence him to commercial first-class flights instead of private jets.
- This alternative sentencing avoids throwing rich people in jail, which Tim argues isn't fair.
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