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LEGO Wants Its Head Off Mugshots
from P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386 · #386
3 min
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Reacting to a story about LEGO objecting to police using LEGO heads to anonymize mugshots, Tim suggests using struggling brands (Quiznos, David Dobrik, Dylan Mulvaney) instead, and jokes about just using the most recently disgraced celebrity's head (Diddy, Weinstein).
- LEGO asks police department to stop using toy heads on mugshots to protect suspect identities.
- Tim argues police should use a different company's head instead — one that actually needs the publicity.
- Quiznos would be perfect because the chain has been destroyed and could use free advertising.
- Tim suggests using Dylan Mulvaney's head from the Bud Light controversy instead.
- Need to find a desperate creator with their soul surgically removed who just wants followers and engagement.
- David Dobrik's head would work — it would start conversations and remind people who he is despite his career sliding.
- Reserve the mugshot head slot for whoever got busted for sex trafficking most recently, rotating from Diddy to Weinstein.
- Football season may be over, transition to next segment.
LEGOMurrieta Police DepartmentDavid DobrikDiddyDylan MulvaneyQuiznosHarvey Weinstein