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P. Diddy's Mansions Raided: Sex Trafficking Allegations
from P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386 · #386
6 min
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Tim opens with news that Homeland Security raided Diddy's Star Island and Beverly Hills mansions over sex trafficking and assault allegations, riffing on how his attorney and an anonymous cop describe the investigation, and joking about Diddy's history of abuse toward staff and male bodyguards.
- P. Diddy's mansions in Miami and Beverly Hills raided by feds over sex trafficking and sexual assault allegations.
- Tim catalogs the range of alleged crimes: rape, sexual assault, sex trafficking across multiple locations and his private jet.
- Being raped by someone rude is worse than being raped by someone considerate—Tim imagines what a considerate sex trafficker would look like during a quarterly review.
- Miami-based officer claims a disturbing history of sex trafficking, insisting the investigation wasn't random.
- Tim's theory: most wealthy people at that income level are sex trafficking people, but the dam only breaks on a few like Epstein and Diddy.
- Cop reassures other rich people they won't be randomly raided—police need detailed allegations and permission to search homes.
- Diddy is secretly a closeted bisexual who's been into sex trafficking for a while, and everybody kind of knew it.
- Diddy's attorney denounces the DHS raids as a gross overuse of military-level force.
- Victims are reluctant to speak at first, but once they start talking, they talk a lot and want to see him brought to justice.
- Diddy tried to flee on a private jet but was stopped, and now faces a full revolt from everyone he sex trafficked.