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Gary the Palantir Engineer Can't Get Laid
from Netanyahu In New York, Nepo Babies, & “The View” | The Tim Dillon Show #514 · #514
6 min
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Tim reads an article about tech workers struggling to date once women learn they work for Palantir, focusing on a 23-year-old named Gary, and goes on an extended, increasingly absurd riff offering to seduce Gary himself in drag as Bari Weiss.
- Article about tech bros struggling to date after revealing they work on weapon systems for Palantir.
- Gary, 23, explains his $250,000 Palantir salary to a woman at a Manhattan bar to help pay his parents' medical bills, gets rejected.
- Gary's friends ask him not to mention Palantir on nights out so he doesn't tank the group's chances with women.
- Tim offers himself as an alternative to Gary, announcing he'll move to Austin and dress as various women for Gary's benefit.
- Tim tells Gary he makes $250,000 a year to pay for his parents' medical debt but now this is all he has—Tim in drag.
- Tim imagines introducing himself to Gary's family as his new partner, wearing a Barry Weiss wig and glasses.
- Tim tells Gary it doesn't matter if he's good-looking or if Palantir targets babies in Gaza—he separates the art from the artist.
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