rant · moment 11 of 12
Shawna Rae's Sex Shop Trip
from Mike Recine | The Tim Dillon Show #333 · #333
4 min
They watch and react to Shawna Rae being carded at a sex shop while buying a vibrator and penis pinata, joking about right-wing 'moral collapse' rhetoric actually being validated by this show, and riffing on Shawna not acting like a real 23-year-old.
- Tim performs the pitch for Shawna's sex shop visit: "one penis pinata please, for me 23 year old shauna."
- The parents' strategy for getting a reality show: claim their daughter is 23 because she had brain cancer, then film her being rejected at bars and sex shops to attract pedophiles.
- Tim mocks the TLC pitch meeting where executives approve a show about an eight-year-old-looking 23-year-old dating adult men.
- Shawna insists she has something to prove because she's an adult and can talk about this stuff.
- The group buys party games, confetti, and a vibrator for Tara, joking about how angry she'll be when she finds out.
- Tim speculates that Tara might demand they stop making the show if she's in a bad mood, warning them they're going to hell.
- The fake Indian doctor performs an inspection to verify Shawna's age: "You're 23, let me see your pussy."
- Tim riffs on the doctor character being exhausted from lies: tired of 600-pound people claiming they weigh 550.
- Doctor demands honesty: "Don't fuck with me anymore. All you do is eat all day."
- The bit concludes with the doctor's assessment: "This is an eight-year-old pussy."