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Ultra Pouches Ad and the Witch Teacher Story
from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509
3 min
SponsorUltra
Tim promotes Ultra nicotine-free energy pouches, then tells an absurd fabricated story about an inattentive teacher whose entire class vanished because of a witch's spell.
- Tim transitions from the Ultra Pouches ad copy to a story about mental focus, claiming it's important people remember it.
- A teacher was so unattentive to class one day that she wasn't with it at all.
- Her entire class didn't show up the next day, and the whole town blamed her for the kids disappearing from school.
- It turned out the kids were under a spell cast by a witch, though Tim notes this might be the plot of the movie Hocus Pocus.