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Quince Ad and the Singing Ethical Factory Fantasy
from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509
6 min
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Tim promotes Quince's clothing and home goods, then spins into an absurd extended fantasy about visiting a magical Quince factory where workers sing, use time-bending multiverse technology, and never feel rushed.
- Tim mentions the 1,000 Pound Sisters show and notes they're doing well now, smaller than before.
- Tim explains that Quince uses ethical factories, then reveals the workers there sing while making clothes—unprompted and not forced.
- Tim claims he visited the Quince ethical factories and describes meeting a small, cheerful worker who offered him hot cocoa.
- The factory tour reveals a production center filled with singing, chocolate smells, and workers who genuinely love making Quince clothes.
- Tim asks workers in the mess hall if they feel rushed, and they say they can take as long as they want for lunch.
- The Quince factory has discovered time-bending technology pioneered by DARPA that suspends time—a hundred years equals a day.
- A factory worker explains that parallel dimensions exist, with stress and bad factories happening in another dimension while Quince operates in a happy one.
- Tim asks why Quince can use time-bending multiverse technology, and the worker says it's because they have good corporate leadership.