rant · moment 19 of 24
Trans People Should Take Up Golf and Become Republicans
from Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist | The Tim Dillon Show #418 · #418
5 min
Riffing on the Wicked movie and 'Defying Gravity' being adopted as a trans anthem, Tim jokes that trans people should abandon left-wing politics, take up golf, and become fiscally conservative to throw people for a loop.
- All trans people needed to do was start going to country clubs and become Republican, following Caitlyn Jenner's example instead of the blue hair and communism.
- Every trans person looks like they should be into golf, and most of them should be excited about becoming 1950s housewife types or conservative golf players.
- You have to be narcissistic enough to succeed at anything, which is why celebrities who claim moral high ground while building personal brands are hypocrites.
- Trans people figured out they're in the wrong body, so they're narcissistic enough that being Republican should be a natural fit for them.
- Pudgy nonbinary people should start golf clubs at their colleges instead of screaming about Gaza and communism.
- If trans people started playing golf and defending Reagan instead of blaming him for AIDS, it would throw people for a loop.
- Ideological diversity is needed—nonbinary people should stop seeing themselves the way everybody else does and instead adopt fiscal responsibility.
- He wants nonbinary capitalists who are binary only at the bank, willing to win or lose based on fiscal responsibility.