rant · moment 19 of 24

Trans People Should Take Up Golf and Become Republicans

from Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist | The Tim Dillon Show #418 · #418

5 min

Riffing on the Wicked movie and 'Defying Gravity' being adopted as a trans anthem, Tim jokes that trans people should abandon left-wing politics, take up golf, and become fiscally conservative to throw people for a loop.

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  • All trans people needed to do was start going to country clubs and become Republican, following Caitlyn Jenner's example instead of the blue hair and communism.
  • Every trans person looks like they should be into golf, and most of them should be excited about becoming 1950s housewife types or conservative golf players.
  • You have to be narcissistic enough to succeed at anything, which is why celebrities who claim moral high ground while building personal brands are hypocrites.
  • Trans people figured out they're in the wrong body, so they're narcissistic enough that being Republican should be a natural fit for them.
  • Pudgy nonbinary people should start golf clubs at their colleges instead of screaming about Gaza and communism.
  • If trans people started playing golf and defending Reagan instead of blaming him for AIDS, it would throw people for a loop.
  • Ideological diversity is needed—nonbinary people should stop seeing themselves the way everybody else does and instead adopt fiscal responsibility.
  • He wants nonbinary capitalists who are binary only at the bank, willing to win or lose based on fiscal responsibility.
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Caitlyn JennerWickedWilliam F BuckleyReagan

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