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Morgan & Morgan Ad
from Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist | The Tim Dillon Show #418 · #418
3 min
SponsorMorgan & Morgan
Tim reads a Morgan & Morgan personal injury law ad with absurd injury examples like exploding mozzarella sticks and chicken nugget burns.
- Tim explains the philosophy behind suing: it's not about vengeance, it's about ensuring people are treated fairly when wronged by circumstances like wet floors or exploding mozzarella sticks.
- A molten chicken nugget burns a child's leg, leaving a permanent scar they'll have to explain for the rest of their life.
- Tim describes a car accident where someone can no longer dance the way they used to.
- A Starbucks drive-thru coffee causes third-degree burns that make the hand look like Freddy Krueger's face.
- A poorly maintained jungle gym injures a child, who ends up in a cast and upset.