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Punishing China, Traveling Parents, and Oscar's Cabinet Post

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2 min

Rapid-fire super chats: joking about punishing China with Jimmy Fallon reruns, telling people not to worry about parents traveling during the crisis, and picking a cabinet role for a friend named Oscar.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim's punishment for China: making them watch The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
  • Tim assesses whether food supply will hold up and advises getting a handgun, but food should be okay for a while.
  • Oscar would make a good Secretary of Defense or Treasury because he wants to invade countries and loot the Treasury.
  • Dairy Barn—the Long Island drive-thru for milk, cigarettes, and iced tea—is of course ahead of its time.
  • Tim notes Seattle is in real trouble but admits he's never liked the Pacific Northwest despite loving salmon.
  • Speed Levitch question comes up, opening discussion of impressions.
Mentioned here

SeattleBen AffleckJimmy FallonPacific NorthwestJeffrey EpsteinDairy BarnOscarSpeed LevitchJoseph Kennedy

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