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Trump, Putin, and the 'Mafia Hit' on Lindsey Graham
from Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504 · #504
8 min
Tim spins a fictional scenario where Trump tips off Putin to kill Graham as a mob-style favor, then pivots to Trump complaining about stolen elections despite Republicans controlling government.
- Lindsey Graham must have been thinking about sexual relations with a drone at some level.
- Tim argues against kink shaming Lindsey Graham over his apparent excitement about drone inspection.
- Most people in America wouldn't care if Russia killed Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, or Mitch McConnell.
- If Russia killed Lindsey Graham, the U.S. would be forced to take offensive action, but Tim wouldn't demand it.
- Graham is voluntarily inspecting a drone factory in Ukraine—he's doing it because he likes it.
- Trump might have texted Putin to kill Lindsey Graham while he was at the drone factory, mafia-style.
- Tim imagines Trump offering to have Putin kill Graham as a way to prevent Russian escalation in Ukraine.
- Russians don't need headlines to know what happened when Putin eliminates someone—the people just understand.
- Trump might tell Putin to kill Graham quietly, with the understanding that Russia's people will know anyway.