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Lindsey Graham's Mysterious Death and the Drone Factory
from Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504 · #504
2 min
Tim reacts to news that Lindsey Graham died/collapsed after touring a Ukrainian drone factory, floating theories that Russia poisoned or blew him up, and riffing on Graham's love of war and drones.
- Lindsey Graham is dead—CNN reports chest pains, but most people say Russia blew him up at a Ukrainian drone facility he was inspecting.
- Tim expresses affection for drones: big, hard, they fly through the air and kill bad people.
- People say the timeline doesn't add up, but Trump's father died the same way at the same age, so genetics is genetics.
- Tim prefers to imagine Graham dying in a Russian drone facility strike rather than from natural causes—a better lasting image of him in his happy place with sweaty military guys and big drones.