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Closing Riff: A Bouncy Castle Acquittal Party and the Best Time to Kill Your Kids
from Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman | The Tim Dillon Show #510 · #510
5 min
With the Clancy verdict pending, Tim asks for copyright-free celebration music and imagines an acquittal block party with face painting and bouncy castles, Lindsay on the podcast circuit, and closes by telling women 2026 is the ideal time to strangle their children.
- Tim jokes about never having killed his kids but notes there's a first time for everything.
- The only correct verdict is acquittal for Lindsay Clancy, with her husband charged instead.
- Tim hopes the courthouse will have bouncy castles and face painting for kids at the acquittal celebration.
- He envisions the acquittal scene as resembling a Taylor Swift concert, with women swaying and cheering.
- Post-acquittal, Lindsay goes on the media circuit—Mel Robbins, the View, reality TV—as a free woman.
- Tim asks if something is wrong with him for loving Lindsay Clancy and defending her case.
- People used to be accused of witchcraft for killing children; now they wear matching shirts to the courthouse.
- There's never been a better time to kill your children—unless you're a man, then don't do it.
- 2026 is the optimal year for women to kill their kids while their supporters sing and dance outside.
- You're the author of your own story, ladies—don't let anybody stop you.