rant · moment 20 of 28
Sydney Sweeney Should Have Said 'Heil Hitler'
from Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470 · #470
6 min
An extended bit imagining Sydney Sweeney ending the entire jeans-ad controversy by simply responding to the reporter's question with a Nazi salute, and a fantasy where Zendaya later reconciles with her over shared Nazi gum.
- Tim says Sydney Sweeney should have responded to the interviewer's question about the jeans ad controversy by saying 'Heil Hitler.'
- The dead-eyed stare delivery—Sweeney in her leather coat, looking directly at the interviewer and saying it—would put the interviewer on her back immediately.
- Tim frames this as a missed opportunity for Sweeney to do something fun and bold.
- If she said it once, the next interview would ask about that response, and Sweeney should escalate by doing the Hitler salute instead of speaking.
- By saying 'I'm a Nazi,' Sweeney would actually end the controversy dead in its tracks—there would be nowhere for the conversation to go.
- This opens an opportunity for Zendaya to come in and say she doesn't want to be on set with a Nazi.
- Zendaya could then patch things up by revealing that she and Sweeney bonded over gum at the red carpet and realized it's all silly.
- Both actresses realize they're not even real—they're just playing roles—and the whole thing dissolves into absurdity about actors not knowing what they are.
- The tangent shifts to Americans no longer wearing jeans; instead they wear diapers and live in their own feces.
- People roll around on the hot earth waiting for Peter Thiel to summon the AI demon that Trump is bringing Chinese students in to make.
Sydney SweeneyZendayaSam AltmanPeter ThielEuphoriaJacob Elordi