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Cold Open: Refugee From the Wildfires (And Milking Sympathy)
from LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426 · #426
2 min
Tim opens by claiming to be a wildfire refugee, joking that he sold his house a year ago but is lying to everyone about it to milk sympathy and free stuff, inventing a lost family and using a Ring cam story.
- Tim says he's a refugee of the California wildfires and needs funding, despite already being rich.
- He sold his house a year ago because of mudslides but won't tell people that when they ask about it.
- Tim explains his strategy: if checked into a hotel, he'll claim not to know where his family is rather than admit he sold the house.
- People texting him for a year asking how his house is doing, putting him in a position to either lie or confess the sale.