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The Pope's Gay Bars and the Swiss Guard's Non-Binary Fashion
from Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos | The Tim Dillon Show #384 · #384
5 min
Tim jokes that the Pope is losing conservative Catholics by embracing trans and gay culture in the Vatican, praising the Swiss Guard's medieval outfits as the ideal aesthetic for non-binary people, and calling the whole church a moneymaking scam.
- Tim claims the Pope came out and now owns gay bars in the Vatican with the Cardinals.
- The Pope is angering conservative Catholics by being into drag and trans issues right now.
- Non-binary people are essentially becoming medieval, and the Swiss Guard uniforms are the ideal non-binary aesthetic.
- Tim argues non-binary people should focus less on language rules and more on wearing fun outfits like the Swiss Guard.
- The Catholic Church, in practice, has gone the wrong way—though not the Swiss Guard part, which Tim likes.
- Tim's position: if you're non-binary and don't identify as male or female, at least dress like the Swiss Guard and make an effort.
- If you're non-binary, not getting surgery, still in a heterosexual relationship, and not dressing like the Swiss Guard, Tim needs you to try harder.
- Tim suspects the Pope is reaching out to gay, lesbian, and trans people to keep the Church's money-making scam alive.
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