rant · moment 14 of 19
The Royal Family as Britain's Longest-Running Reality Show
from Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos | The Tim Dillon Show #384 · #384
7 min
Tim argues the British royals serve no real function and exist purely as a tabloid reality show that British citizens fund and love watching, contrasting their non-jobs with even a minimally functional American politician like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
- Sarah Ferguson presented as a 'former model' despite looking like a receptionist
- British royals function as an inbred reptilian reality show that the public envies and obsesses over
- Working-class Brits live in row houses eating English muffins, drinking at pubs, and watching soccer while their cities become cosmopolitan financial centers
- The royal family is a paid-for reality show funded by British taxpayers
- Meghan Markle knew exactly what she was getting into as an actress who'd worked in Hollywood
- The British royal family is the longest-running reality show in the world
- Markle pretended ignorance about the spectacle despite being sophisticated and aware of how it works
- British press gets to be vicious toward royals because the public funds their wild lives
- Royals have no political function and their only job is having their lives dissected by the press
- American politicians like Marjorie Taylor Greene at least have to show up and cast votes, unlike royals who just pose with African children and play polo
Meghan MarkleBritish royal familyMarjorie Taylor GreeneSarah Rose SchandelLady Rose Hanbury