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Hillary Clinton's Fake Illuminati Cannibalism Confession
from Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg | The Tim Dillon Show #485 · #485
5 min
Tim performs an elaborate fictional alternate opening statement for Hillary Clinton confessing to reptilian Illuminati sex magic rituals, cannibalism, and alien overlords involving Bill Clinton, Epstein, Trump, and Bill Gates as a bit on how boring her real testimony was.
- Tim imagines what Hillary Clinton should have opened her congressional statement with: a claim that what she's about to say will shake the foundations of human life.
- Uncertainty about how to address Hillary Clinton given she no longer holds any of her former titles—not Secretary of State, not a senator, not the first lady.
- Tim performs Hillary Clinton's opening statement to Congress, starting with Bill's invitation to Bohemian Grove as a reward for ignoring cocaine dumps into Arkansas and political murders during Iran Contra.
- The statement continues: Bill and Hillary began meeting elite men at safe houses and castles worldwide where they performed sex magic and ritualistic cannibalism.
- Hillary claims she met Jeffrey Epstein for the first time at these rituals and states that while she personally doesn't like eating children, it's the price of admission to elite circles.
- The Clintons frequented an island for ritualistic sex abuse and cannibalism in the presence of Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and other luminaries.
- Hillary explains that participation in rituals would insulate them from accountability and allow them to run the United States for a cult of demonic aliens in skin suits.
- The statement pivots to cosmic scope: the universe is colonized by several groups of higher intelligence, and the Clintons chose to work for demonic reptilians.
- Reptilians feed off human pain, energy, sex, lust, and violence as an energy source to live forever.
- Hillary's closing: she, Bill, and other presidents are implicated in ritualistic sex abuse and cannibalism—not because they enjoyed it, but to show their reptilian overlords they were willing to play ball, though some of it was fun.
- The committee chairperson thanks Hillary for coming and asks if she ever met Maxwell.
Bill ClintonHillary ClintonDonald TrumpBill GatesIlluminatiIran ContraBohemian GroveJeffrey Epstein