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JD Vance's Leaked Pandering Speech, Compared to Glengarry Glen Ross

from JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times | The Tim Dillon Show #511 · #511

9 min

Tim dissects a leaked JD Vance speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition where he desperately assures them "we love you guys," comparing his flop-sweat salesman energy to Jack Lemmon's Shelley Levene character in Glengarry Glen Ross, with a long clip from the movie played alongside Vance's audio.

In this bit10 moments
  • Rosie O'Donnell invited Epstein survivors to sing 'I Am Woman,' which Tim says missed the mark for a human trafficking event.
  • Tim mocks the tonal whiplash of doing wave formations while recounting trauma from being drugged and put in car trunks.
  • JD Vance needs to start doing musical numbers instead of speeches.
  • Vance gave a leaked speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition where he kept saying everyone's on the team, while sounding charisma-free even through audio alone.
  • Tim describes Vance's leaked speeches as evidence of pandering so poorly executed that disaster follows everything he touches.
  • Vance at the Republican Jewish Coalition: 'From the top of this administration to the vice president on down, we love you guys.'
  • Vance sounds like a school board member trying to get something done, not a vice president speaking with authority.
  • Tim compares Vance to Shelley Levene from Glengarry Glen Ross—a desperate salesman who can't sell anything.
  • Vance carries the fear of being unwanted, desperately trying to convince people he's on their team while holding the office of vice president.
  • Shelley Levene's door-to-door sales pitch about Rio Rancho land investments parallels Vance's inability to command respect despite his position.
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