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Reading From the Fake 'God Chose Me' Excerpt About Baal
from Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny | The Tim Dillon Show #500 · #500
2 min
Tim reads a fabricated excerpt from Vance's supposed book depicting Vance anxiously communing with the deity Baal about sacrifices and whether Baal is satisfied.
- Tim introduces the fake J.D. Vance book 'God Chose Me' about divine selection for leading the country.
- Tim reads a fabricated excerpt describing Vance sacrificing Charlie Kirk to the entity Baal and wrestling with whether the offering would be sufficient.
- The fake passage depicts Vance's wife staring expressionless while he obsesses over Baal's appetite for flesh and questions whether the demon cares about America.