rant · moment 19 of 19
Clavicular the Looksmaxxing Influencer and the End of Civilization
from Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture | The Tim Dillon Show #487 · #487
6 min
Tim plays a bizarre looksmaxxing influencer video (Clavicular) and uses it as the closing image for his cyclical theory that civilization always collapses into decadence, mass death, and starting over, tying together Dubai, Jake Paul, and the underlying wish of people to be taken out of a life that no longer feels like life.
- Clavicular, a 20-year-old looksmaxxer in Miami, details his regimen of bone smashing, testosterone, peptides, melanotan, and other drugs to achieve golden ratios and ascend.
- Tim declares his dedication to a 24-month period of mass death after watching Clavicular's manifesto.
- Civilization ends every cycle when you get to a guy like Clavicular—really hot but deeply unhappy, trapped in a prison he doesn't understand.
- The pattern repeats: mass war, global death, lizards go underground, it starts again, and always ends with Clavicular and influencers in Dubai.
- Trump endorsing Jake Paul in Kentucky in front of meth heads from a rest stop is the real third temple, the actual marker of civilization's end.
- Aliens observe the cycle and express bewilderment that it always ends this way, but it persists because it's what people want.
- The theme of the episode: most of these people don't want to be alive anymore, and none of what Clavicular does—the drugs, the bone smashing—is life in any conceivable way.
- Poor people without money watching billionaires endorse multi-millionaires for president, influencers in Dubai slave hotels watching missiles rain down—none of this is life.
- Life always gets to a point where it's no longer life, and at that point everyone's just going through the motions waiting for a force greater than themselves to end it.
- A force greater and larger than ourselves will eventually tell us we're not going to be doing this for long.