News · moment 14 of 19
Incompetent Terrorists Outside Mamdani's Residence
from Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture | The Tim Dillon Show #487 · #487
4 min
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Tim reads a news story about a bungled explosive device attack outside NYC Mayor Zoran Mamdani's residence, mocking the suspects as bumbling theater-kid terrorists while riffing on Eric Adams supposedly hiring them.
- Tim jokes that just when he gets back into town, ISIS shows up.
- Mayor Adams appointed the suspects to his administration, which Tim argues is the right approach to solving the problem.
- The country has too many sloppy, ineffective, embarrassing terrorists who are barely capable of being terrorists at all.
- Tim wonders if these guys could even get on a plane like the September 11 hijackers did.
- Looking at footage of the suspect's failed attempt, Tim marvels at how stupid and incompetent the execution was.
- Tim clarifies he's not saying the suspects should become better at terrorism, but finds their buffoonish attempt deeply embarrassing.
- He expresses multilayered embarrassment—both that they're terrorists and that they're too incompetent to even accomplish anything.
- Tim concludes he's perpetually embarrassed for the country on so many levels that he doesn't know what to do.
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