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Dubai Influencers Panic as Missiles Fly

from Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture | The Tim Dillon Show #487 · #487

8 min

Tim plays and mocks viral clips of Dubai-based influencers, including a comparison to Ghislaine Maxwell, panicking as explosions rock their luxury hotels, framing it as karma visiting the tax-haven criminal class.

In this bit11 moments
  • Dubai as a tax haven for international criminals fleeing the UK, America, and Europe.
  • Wealthy expats in Dubai experiencing trauma as luxury hotels blow up during missile strikes.
  • Dubai influencer panics on video: "This is not meant to be happening here" and "Can everyone just chill out?"
  • Tim distinguishes between the luxury Dubai and the actual Middle East: "This is the eggs Benedict Middle East."
  • Dubai expats claim they will never return, traumatized and no longer feeling safe in the tax haven.
  • Tim sardonically questions why international criminals should have to deal with any insecurity: "They have families."
  • Narco traffickers, human traffickers, Bitcoin scammers, and institutional money are now facing crisis as their luxurious life of crime is abandoned.
  • Tim comments on an influencer with excessive facial injections: "How much longer should society go on for?"
  • Dubai's underbelly involves sexual exploitation and mistreatment of women, alongside the slave labor used to build hotels.
  • The violence the entire system is built on is now coming to visit the expats, shocking them with physical reality after watching it on screens.
  • Tim closes with deadpan well-wishes: "We wish them well. I hope the influencers in Dubai find their way back."
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