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The Rapture Is Our Foreign Policy
from Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture | The Tim Dillon Show #487 · #487
3 min
Tim argues that since the government can't fix housing or grocery prices, the rapture and Christian Zionism have effectively become America's economic and foreign policy, joking about whether Jake Paul brings on the rapture.
- Selling Kentucky Trump rally voters on the Middle East war requires the Christian Zionism angle about the Messiah and rapture.
- Tim explains the pitch: don't you want the Messiah to come back so you don't have to go to work?
- People thought taxes and grocery prices might improve, but the actual plan is to end the world instead.
- Since houses will never be affordable, the rapture is now the only shot at a good life.
- The foreign and economic policy of the United States is currently the rapture.
- When the Messiah arrives, he can figure out the unsolved housing crisis and decide who gets raptured based on interpretation.
- Tim poses the choice: the rapture or Jake Paul becoming president—which would voters prefer?
- Does Jake Paul himself bring on the rapture, Tim wonders.
Jake PaulChristian ZionismJared KushnerBenjamin NetanyahuTed CruzIsrael