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Miriam Adelson's Tribute to Lindsey Graham and the Dominatrix Story

from Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506 · #506

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Tim reacts to Miriam Adelson's eulogy-style interview about "buying" freshman congressman Lindsey Graham and taking him to Israel decades ago, including her recounting sending him a dominatrix, framing her as a charismatic "super villain."

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  • Lindsey Graham spent his entire life trying to recapture the fun of his freshman congressman trip to Israel, sponsored by Miriam Adelson.
  • Miriam Adelson purchased Lindsey Graham many years ago and brought him to Israel; he was durable and she got a lot of years out of him.
  • Super villains like Miriam Adelson are more likable than liberals; she'd be more fun at dinner than a gender studies professor at Columbia.
  • Buying US politicians and getting them to support whatever Israel wants feels like a labor of love for Adelson, though it's not good for Israel or America.
  • Adelson describes Lindsey Graham's pure blue eyes and claims he was thinking about penises.
  • Adelson and Sheldon donated a dominatrix to Lindsey Graham's home, who arrived disguised as a delivery person before tying him up and making him act like a dog.
  • Adelson spoke with Graham's secretary Betty, who said they talked every day about Israel and had fun together.
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