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The Teen Lifeguard Hero vs. the Guy Who Just Filmed It

from Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506 · #506

5 min

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Reacting to news footage of a 16-year-old lifeguard's dramatic ocean rescue in Santa Cruz, Tim mocks the White House invitation for someone "doing his job" and roasts the bystander, Scott Vanderdoen, who filmed the near-drowning instead of helping.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim says he was a lifeguard for years but never got invited to the White House because he actually never saved anyone.
  • People shouldn't get praised for simply doing their job well, even if the lifeguard is only 16.
  • The real hero is Scott Vanderusen, the witness who stood on the beach filming two children potentially drowning instead of helping.
  • If the rescue had ended in death, Vanderusen would have filmed a snuff film, which is the more important contribution than actual rescue.
  • When Vanderusen claims he wasn't caught off guard, Tim points out he was filming, suggesting he had plenty of time to help but chose to record instead.
  • Vanderusen essentially admits he would have gone home with footage of a dead child if the lifeguards hadn't been successful in the rescue.
  • The lifeguard was just doing his job, but the camera guy provided better service because nobody would know about it without the footage.
  • Tim advises that when you're out with your group, you need to decide in advance who will film and who will run into the burning building.
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