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Sending Mo Khan to Auschwitz (With a Side of Perogis)

from India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker | The Tim Dillon Show #443 · #443

5 min

Tim imagines the logistics of Portnoy actually sending the kid to Auschwitz, joking about flying economy, visiting other Polish cities, and enjoying Polish food along the way, plus the kid's 'citizen journalist' excuse.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim on university presidents having to disavow every student who does something controversial.
  • Tim's response if he were president of Temple University and told about a student with a hateful sign: hang up the phone.
  • Tim points out that Dave Portnoy sending Mo Khan to Auschwitz is still technically a trip he'll enjoy.
  • Tim volunteers to go to Auschwitz on Portnoy's dime despite having done nothing wrong.
  • Khan claimed he had nothing to do with the sign and was acting as a citizen journalist—which Tim calls a stretch.
  • Khan said he only admitted responsibility under duress due to power imbalance, and Tim dismisses this as fake.
  • Tim suggests Khan should ask Portnoy if he can visit other Polish cities and eat pierogis and kielbasa while there.
  • Auschwitz will dampen the trip, but at least the food in Poland is good.
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Dave PortnoyTemple UniversityMuhammad KhanColumbia University

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