rant · moment 14 of 15
New York's Decline and a Message to Jennifer Aniston
from India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker | The Tim Dillon Show #443 · #443
7 min
Tim extends the Dubai riff into nostalgia for New York welcoming war criminals and traffickers, ties it back to Jimmy Carwile as a symbol of the failed American public, and delivers a mock declaration of love to Jennifer Aniston on the country's behalf.
- Jennifer Aniston's gate is all America has left—celebrities don't even exist in public anymore.
- Tim argues for electing Andrew Cuomo to bring back New York City that makes people feel something.
- Wealthy people sit in Dubai at fake ski slopes while real murderers and killers are pushed away from New York.
- Even terrorists won't fly planes into New York buildings anymore because the airport service and flights are so bad.
- Americans need to give Jennifer Aniston a message: she's the nation's wife and the public has cum in its mouth.
- Tim delivers an earnest plea to Aniston that America's love for her cannot be stopped by her gate.
- The man trying to reach Aniston represents all Americans, not just himself.
- Facebook, poison food, and broken systems are what created this desperate man's condition.
- Tim imagines explaining to his grandfather what he does for a living, describing it as the best of America.
- Tariffs exist so men like this can afford to drive through Jennifer Aniston's gate and prove America is still great.