Morgan & Morgan Ad: Sue Everyone

• 50:01Tim's morning routine: wake up and call a lawyer to sue someone as the truest way to feel American.
• 50:14Morgan & Morgan is the biggest personal injury law firm in the world, and they handle all your suing needs.
• 50:37If you fall, you were tripped; if you slip, it was done to you; every accident is someone else's fault and they owe you.
• 50:56If somebody hits you with their car, treat it as intentional and go after them with Morgan & Morgan.
• 51:28This time they're not getting away with it—no more prayers, no more accepting it could have been worse, sue them now.
• 51:46Tim's escalating instructions: call the lawyers, light them on fire, drag their ass to court, sue the hell out of them every day.

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