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Screen-Addicted Toddlers Screaming for Tucker Carlson

from Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #495 · #495

7 min

Tim reacts to a viral clip of a crying baby wanting an iPad, riffs on kids being little screen junkies who no longer play outside, and jokes about how much daily screen time is appropriate for a one-year-old.

In this bit13 moments
  • Tim recounts giving his toddler chicken nuggets without fiber, leading to digestive issues while watching the iPad.
  • Parents shouldn't have to raise their kids and should be able to give them iPads all day, according to the article Tim cites.
  • Sky News suggests getting realistic: parents will give their kids iPads regardless of what experts say.
  • Video montage shows toddlers screaming because they can't watch YouTube, with one child specifically wanting to watch Tucker Carlson.
  • Kids are addicted to screens like junkies, and modern children are sticky-fingered addicts demanding their devices.
  • Tim observes kids no longer want to play outside because all their friends are playing video games instead.
  • Screens are now where children live; it's hard to imagine a world where that changes.
  • Tim compares screen addiction to recovery programs: AA requires abstinence, but OA and sex addiction programs require moderation.
  • Teaching kids responsible internet use is essential because Mark Zuckerberg will get to them otherwise.
  • A generation given the internet late in life has scrambled their brains and is destroying everything in the world.
  • Tim knows people who have blocked their own mothers on Facebook to avoid seeing what she posts.
  • Tim recommends no more than one hour of screen time per day for kids, but not his own program.
  • For a one-year-old on screen, set a timer and check back five hours later.
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