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Toddlers on 8-Hour Screens and GLP-1s for Kids

from Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #495 · #495

5 min

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Citing a new study on screen time in infants and toddlers, Tim jokes that kids should be given iPads for hours a day since they have no future anyway, and pushes the bit that they'll all need GLP-1 weight loss drugs as toddlers.

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  • More than two-thirds of children under age two use screens, some for 8 hours a day.
  • Tim claims toddlers and young children are watching his show in huge numbers now as a major demographic.
  • Children need screen exposure by age four to understand AI and detect synthetic content.
  • There are no jobs for children when they grow up, so obesity from screens is irrelevant.
  • Obesity, nearsightedness, sleep problems, and language delay from screens are inevitable anyway.
  • GLP-1s for kids are coming to solve childhood obesity caused by screen time.
  • Tim explains how GLP-1s will slow stomach emptying in infants, keeping them less hungry despite constant screen use.
  • GLP-1s will solve the problem of constant hunger in babies by holding food in their stomachs longer, and also solve childhood obesity.
  • Babies will sit on screens while medicated with GLP-1s, solving both hunger and obesity problems.
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