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The Paulbearer's Awkward Email About Andrew Schulz

from Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411 · #411

1 min

Tim reads a bizarre email from a funeral home worker asking that Andrew Schulz be told to say hello (loudly) if he ever sees him at a funeral, riffing on the absurdity of fandom etiquette at funerals.

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  • A funeral home employee emails to say he worked Tim's family service but couldn't bring himself to approach him during the event.
  • Tim notes the email points out he was "the younger bald guy" at a funeral full of bald men, making identification impossible.
  • The emailer suggests Tim should have said hello at the funeral, then outlines an escalating fantasy of compliments: quiet fandom, loud fandom, life-changing declarations.
  • Tim reads the emailer's imagined response: he'd thank him but say it's inappropriate while not actually meaning the objection.
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