ad · moment 12 of 19
Prize Picks Ad
from Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411 · #411
5 min
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Tim reads an ad for Prize Picks fantasy sports app, mentioning promotions, partner personalities, and the promo code TIM.
- Tim compares Swiss end-of-life pods to a vacation getaway, noting marketing language designed to make suicide sound appealing.
- Canada is already approving assisted death for depression and intolerable mental suffering, not just terminal illness.
- Tim predicts end-of-life pods will eventually be marketed to people drowning in debt, starting with student loans.
- The pods will be presented to you as a luxury option if you have the wrong political opinions about Ukraine or government spending.
- Tim claims before the next hurricane, Florida will make it easier for residents to use pods rather than evacuate.
- Assisted suicide will become a booming industry within 10 to 20 years, eventually incorporating climate-related justifications.
- Tim's final warning: it will become easier to kill yourself than to order room service in America.