News · moment 8 of 19
Zip-Tied Baby Jesus Nativity Scene and Illegal Immigration Logic
from Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory | The Tim Dillon Show #474 · #474
6 min
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Tim reacts to a church nativity scene depicting baby Jesus zip-tied by ICE-costumed Roman soldiers, working through an extended bit about whether Jesus would have needed to enter America legally, including an H-1B visa tangent.
- Church nativity scene shows baby Jesus zip-tied with ICE agents dressed as Roman soldiers.
- Tim points out Jesus didn't live in America, so the comparison doesn't work.
- If Jesus was in America illegally, he should leave and come in legally like anyone else.
- The nativity protest conflates Jesus's actual history with a hypothetical modern scenario that makes no sense.
- Tim breaks down the logic: if Joseph and Mary brought baby Jesus illegally but he was born here, he'd have birthright citizenship.
- The unstated point of the protest might be that Jesus, if he returns, will come through the immigration system.
- If Jesus came back as the son of God, he wouldn't need an H-1B visa like Indian tech workers at SpaceX.
- Tim has spoken endlessly about ICE and doesn't like the agency, but the real claim here—that someone being deported might be Jesus—is a strange one to make.
- Speaking of people who need Jesus, this Bonnie Blue person seems to have mental issues.