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Israel Will Nuke the Midterms
from Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492 · #492
3 min
Tim argues there won't be real midterms because Israel and Trump will engineer a crisis to cancel them, comparing Israel to an overly involved, smothering friend of the US.
- Israel is going to nuke the midterms.
- Tim thinks the Republicans should lose because they've broken campaign promises.
- Trump might ask Netanyahu to nuke the midterms to prevent Democratic takeover and his own impeachment.
- Israel is a friend deeply invested in American interests, unlike more casual friendships.
- The US-Israel relationship involves a closeness that might be smothering or claustrophobic at times.
- Netanyahu might nuke the midterms to get closer to America and secure their friendship.