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Katie Porter at the Pool Snack Bar: Closing Fantasy
from Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492 · #492
3 min
Tim closes the show with an extended fantasy scene of Katie Porter in Teva sandals at a public pool snack bar, glaring at a Republican dad and getting a text about the Swalwell scandal breaking, tying back to his 'time for moms to lead' bit.
- Tim describes the ideal pool snack bar employee: someone with golf cart accidents in their past, like Katie Porter.
- Katie Porter at the public pool summer snack bar, wearing Teva sandals with Velcro straps.
- Katie Porter in line behind a Republican dad, mentally wishing lightning would strike him down.
- She orders chicken nuggets for one kid, pizza for another, and a Caesar salad for herself.
- Katie yells at the kids to get out of the pool: "IT'S TIME TO EAT! TIME TO EAT!"
- Kids abandon their food after a few bites to go back in the pool, leaving Katie four nuggets and most of a pizza.
- Katie quietly eats the leftover nuggets and pizza while the kids play, then disposes of the evidence.
- Her friend texts her about the Swell Well breaking: "Drugging, choking, raping. We're back."
- Katie Porter reads the text with pizza lodged in her throat, her eyes gleaming with the fire of renewed purpose.
- Tim concludes: it's time for women, and more importantly, it's time for moms.