News · moment 19 of 20
Les Wexner Testimony: The Forks and Spoons Defense
from Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #484 · #484
16 min
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Tim plays and reacts to real footage of Les Wexner testifying that Epstein warned him about staff stealing forks and spoons, mocking the absurdity of the excuse and the lawyer visibly panicking, plus a riff on elite vs. working-class gut instincts about the case.
- Tim describes Les Wexner as a victim of Jeffrey Epstein caught in a tangled web of lies about his best friend and business partner.
- Wexner argues in testimony that being wealthy doesn't mean he can't be conned or hurt by his friend letting him down.
- Tim notes that Wexner is so befuddled and hurt he doesn't even know whether Epstein worked for him full-time.
- Tim observes that Wexner wants to tell long stories but his lawyer keeps telling him to answer yes or no.
- Wexner's lawyer stares at him during testimony, signaling him to stop talking because the truth makes him look guilty.
- Tim argues that a diner waitress in Wisconsin would understand the Epstein case better than someone who went to Yale.
- Wexner claims Epstein told him to inventory furniture and forks and spoons because people might steal them from his house.
- Tim expresses shock that Wexner hired a house manager who previously ran the US Embassy in Rome, contrasting it with his own simpler home setup.
- Tim appreciates Wexner's honesty about how Epstein convinced him to give over all his money by suggesting fork inventory management.
- Tim suggests Wexner's lies are so bad and crazy that his lawyer won't even let him speak because it's obvious he's guilty.
- Tim concludes that Wexner purchased the largest private residence in Manhattan for Epstein as a reward for the fork and spoon theft prevention advice.