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The Ketchup Hazing Video and Prison Sex Riff

from Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #484 · #484

4 min

Tim watches and reacts to a viral video of college hazing with ketchup and mayonnaise, riffing that real bonding requires shared hardship, then imagines an absurd escalating story about cops raiding the hazing.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim imagines cops shutting the door on fraternity hazing victims and sexually assaulting them as bonding.
  • How poor people used to bond: sharing cigarettes and commiserating about having nothing.
  • Tim describes a hypothetical frat story where ketchup and mayonnaise hazing leads to police gang rape in the basement.
  • After that traumatic scenario, someone pivots to asking if you saw an Olympic skier break her leg.
  • Tim pushes back on people being upset about hazing, claiming they don't know real hardship.
  • Real hazing is defending your friendship with RFK Jr. at Thanksgiving to angry relatives.
  • Tim can't remember what to call himself—tries cis gay, then settles on cis rich white guy.
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