rant · moment 15 of 20
The Ketchup Hazing Video and Prison Sex Riff
from Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #484 · #484
4 min
Tim watches and reacts to a viral video of college hazing with ketchup and mayonnaise, riffing that real bonding requires shared hardship, then imagines an absurd escalating story about cops raiding the hazing.
- Tim imagines cops shutting the door on fraternity hazing victims and sexually assaulting them as bonding.
- How poor people used to bond: sharing cigarettes and commiserating about having nothing.
- Tim describes a hypothetical frat story where ketchup and mayonnaise hazing leads to police gang rape in the basement.
- After that traumatic scenario, someone pivots to asking if you saw an Olympic skier break her leg.
- Tim pushes back on people being upset about hazing, claiming they don't know real hardship.
- Real hazing is defending your friendship with RFK Jr. at Thanksgiving to angry relatives.
- Tim can't remember what to call himself—tries cis gay, then settles on cis rich white guy.
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