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The Olympics Are Dead and Lindsey Vonn's Crash
from Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #484 · #484
7 min
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Tim declares the Olympics no longer matter culturally, reminisces about darker Olympian sob-story narratives, reacts to Lindsey Vonn's ski crash footage with indifference, and imagines himself seated next to J.D. Vance and Jake Paul at the games.
- Tim declares the Iran war would be more fun than the Olympics, which he hates
- Watching the Olympics is a major predictor of whether Tim will be friends with someone
- He dismisses concern over Lindsey Vonn's career-ending leg injury during a ski crash
- Lindsey Vonn, a 41-year-old five-time Olympian, suffered a severe tibia fracture in a crash during the Milan-Cortina games
- Analyzing the crash footage, Tim says she messed up and performed the maneuver incorrectly
- The Olympics haven't been a real thing for years and are now just influencer content
- J. Crew invited Tim to attend the Olympics in Milan, but he questioned why he would go
- Tim says the real Olympics moment was Jake Paul and J.D. Vance seated together at the games
- Tim imagines himself sitting next to Vance eating tiramisu, making jokes about Pam Bondi while watching skiers crash