ad · moment 6 of 16
Neuro Gum Ad
from Epstein Files & A Head In The Fryer | The Tim Dillon Show #482 · #482
1 min
SponsorNeuro
Tim reads a sponsor ad for Neuro's energy and focus gum, describing its ingredients and effects and giving a discount code.
- Tim's guess about why people feel sluggish: they're a problem, but he admits he doesn't know if that's true.
- While others try to optimize their lives with routines and powders, Tim just wants a functioning brain by 3 p.m.
- His strategy: rotate Neuro gum flavors while rotating between productive and barely hanging on.
- Neuro gum is perfect for the moment you're doom scrolling and realize you have to be a person in twelve minutes.
- He doesn't feel like he needs to apologize to his body afterwards, because there's no crash from the clean ingredients.