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Five Minutes Alone With Epstein: What Would You Ask?

from Episode 158 Part 2 - Tim and Ray on the 3 Evils: Epstein, Big Tech, and Long Island

2 min

A hypothetical bit imagining being given five minutes with Epstein, joking about his anatomy and what questions would actually be worth asking him about intelligence agencies and world events.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim lists who he couldn't picture being a pedophile: women and Black people, noting his cynicism makes him suspicious of almost everyone else.
  • Frank (presumably a public figure) would shock Tim if he were involved, though Tim suspects it might be a hit job.
  • Tom Brady's wife Gisele is confused with Ghislaine Maxwell, the woman actually involved with Epstein.
  • Tim suggests the Super Bowl would be tarnished if Tom Brady is married to someone connected to Epstein's crimes.
  • Everything traces back to the CIA doing it, according to Tim's broader conspiracy framework.
Mentioned here

Ghislaine MaxwellJeffrey EpsteinTom BradyGisele Bündchen

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