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Italian Women, Goomba Workouts, and Endless Austin Daylight
from Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower) · #149
2 min
Jokes about masculine Italian women, Vito's carb-free workout regimen, and confusion over how long daylight lasts in Austin, before pivoting into a rant that college is for losers.
- Tim describes masculine Italian women and the importance of proper pizza folding technique.
- John Travolta is practicing for a dance contest and still wears his white suit everywhere at night.
- Tim claims that stopping carbohydrates makes people aggressive and describes anti-carb fitness routines.
- Someone does Goomba situps after eating 42 meatballs for breakfast.
- It stays light out in Austin until midnight, which Tim compares to Alaska.
- Tim jokes about UT Austin graduates getting degrees in agriculture and longhorn-related pursuits.
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