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Chris Stanley (Vito) Joins Onstage
from Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower) · #149
3 min
A local performer named Chris Stanley/Vito comes on stage to run in place and plug his own crowd-sourced show at Antone's, with jokes about his fitness and Italian mob family background.
- Tim introduces Chris Stanley as a surprise guest, calling him the "untalented Jim Dylan."
- LaToya Jackson is coming to defend her brother Michael against the accusations.
- Tim jokes that Michael and LaToya have never been seen in the same room, implying they might be the same person.
- Chris Stanley's extreme thinness and awkward running form become the focus of mockery.
- Tim compares Chris's running style to someone recovering from a car accident or physical therapy.
- Chris plugs his crowdsourced comedy show at Antone's at 9 p.m.
- Chris explains a format he invented but never actually tried to implement.
- Tim makes a joke about Trump killing his kids, comparing it to Chris's untested ideas.
- The segment wraps up after roughly three minutes of back-and-forth.
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