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Chin Blossom CD Case and All-Nighter Comedown Stories
from Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower) · #149
1 min
Reminiscing about doing coke all night and seeing kids waiting for the school bus on the drive home, then joking about never wanting kids unless adopting a "Florida kid."
- Tim describes the 'chin blossom CD case' phenomenon—driving home after an all-nighter with yesterday's clothes feeling suddenly dirty as the sun comes up and school buses appear.
- When asked about having kids, Tim says he'd only consider fatherhood if there was a reality show component, like adopting an Asian child who teaches him things.
- Tim jokes that he can't afford an Asian kid but could afford a Florida kid, and would only become a father if he could adopt a Floridian—specifically a Tampa kid.