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Offering to Shelter Gascón from ICE
from Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza | The Tim Dillon Show #430 · #430
5 min
Tim jokingly declares he'll shelter Gascón from deportation, fly her first class, and put her up at the Beverly Hills Hotel, riffing on Hollywood's selective solidarity with trans people of color.
- Tim offers to shelter Gascón from ICE and questions why Hollywood won't stand with her as a trans person of color.
- He promises real estate and a hidden place for her if immigration agents come looking.
- The offer includes staying at his Hampton home and eating lobster rolls while avoiding detection.
- Tim argues he should receive goodwill from communities critical of him for literally sheltering this woman.
- He pledges to personally pay for Gascón's first-class flights to the Oscars and cover her hotel at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
- Netflix strategists and Gascón's publicist failed to persuade her to delete old social media before global Oscar scrutiny.
- Tim sings a parody of 'I Got You Babe' offering her first-class travel and entry to the Academy Awards.
- The song continues with Tim defending her George Floyd tweets as funny and saying they didn't cause pain.
- Final verse describes taking her to the Academy Awards in a Rolls-Royce to point out homeless people and horses.
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