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The Hungry Family Wants an Abortion Bit

from Election Analysis & Turning Yourself In | The Tim Dillon Show #416 · #416

1 min

A dark comedic bit imagining a broke mother in a food line getting a Taylor Swift text and deciding an abortion is more urgent than feeding her hungry kids.

In this bit3 moments
  • Tim imagines hungry women at a food bank getting a Taylor Swift text and becoming obsessed with having an abortion instead of feeding their kids.
  • The bit escalates: Tim plays the mother stuck in traffic, kids starving, asking why interest rates are so high before pivoting to wanting an abortion after reading Taylor's point.
  • The punchline: kids just want waffles that cost $40, but an abortion is free.
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