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Letting RFK Loose on the Country
from Election Analysis & Turning Yourself In | The Tim Dillon Show #416 · #416
3 min
Tim fantasizes about RFK Jr. being given free rein to attack food companies like Yum Brands and Pizza Hut, riffing on RFK and Roseanne 'on a tank' and deporting immigrants.
- Tim plans to handcuff family members at gunpoint and force them to listen to RFK's book about Anthony Fauci over Thanksgiving.
- He hopes they let RFK loose and execute the CEO of Yum Brands on national television for using fake cheese.
- The most interesting thing about the next four years could be letting RFK completely untethered through the countryside.
- RFK as an unstoppable force: deporting immigrants, throwing food on floors, interrogating teenagers at Chili's about poison in the Triple Dipper.
- Tim argues against elevating crazy people and suggests building a normal machine around someone like Josh Shapiro instead.
- You can't be all of these things at once — nonbinary, green-haired, 400 pounds, annoying, communist, vegan, and somehow pro-Hamas — you have to pick one.
Robert F. KennedyRoseanneJosh ShapiroBarry White