News · moment 12 of 14
The Naked Florida Teacher Caught Masturbating in a Classroom
from Drones, Mangione & Selling Syria | The Tim Dillon Show #421 · #421
6 min
News
Tim covers a bizarre local news story about a homeless Florida teacher found naked with sex toys and weed in his classroom on Thanksgiving, who punched a deputy before being arrested, joking about the absurdity of the situation and how it will follow him forever.
- Florida teacher found naked in classroom with sex toys and weed on Thanksgiving
- Tim describes the suspect's mugshot as looking like a fun guy
- Deputy confronted the naked teacher and was punched in the face during the encounter
- Deputy used a jiu-jitsu seatbelt grip to restrain the suspect after being hit
- Tim notes that police would have sat outside for hours if this were a school shooting, like they did at Uvalde
- The suspect was homeless, teaching at the school while sleeping in public and at Starbucks
- Tim considers how disturbing it would be to explain the situation to your child if they were in that class
- Bumping into a teacher outside the classroom is awkward, but seeing them naked masturbating on a pillow students sit on is unacceptable
- This behavior is career-ending; the man will struggle to explain it in future job interviews
- Tim speculates that even other pedophiles would question why he lost his job just for jerking off alone on Thanksgiving night
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