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The Fragile Rebel Coalition and HTS
from Drones, Mangione & Selling Syria | The Tim Dillon Show #421 · #421
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He describes how rebel coalitions like HTS paper over deep differences just long enough to topple a government, then reads news about HTS's vague plans for Syria's future and the challenges ahead.
- The fragile rebel coalition: everyone agrees Assad has to go, then sits around the fire listing all the ways they hate and want to kill each other.
- All these different rebel groups—Turkish-backed, Syrian, probably US-supported—lay down their swords because there's too much to be gained from a union.
- The HTS coalition of rebels published prison sentence guidelines for theft and criminal damage, plus a plea not to settle scores or seek revenge.
- Stories of war-torn states rising from iron-fist dictatorships to flourish into democracies are rare, and this situation will be described as 'challenging.'
- Luigi Mangione, the United Healthcare CEO murderer, is finally in prison—a hot Italian anarchist with a secret gay life buying Gucci sneakers for black men.